Cozy Quilt Cinema
Cozy Quilt Cinema is a feminist movie podcast hosted by Beth and Michelle, a queer couple who review films through an emotional, inclusive lens. From beloved comfort classics to overlooked gems, they show up with wit, heart, and zero pretension.
It's like riding home after the movie with your best friends, still in your feelings.
Each episode closes with The Stitch Count, a three-part feminist film analysis covering: the Castellini Test (a tongue-in-cheek metric created by filmmaker Bri Castellini), Inclusivity & Gaze, and The Tremors Gold Standard. It's movie criticism that actually cares.
Whether you love film deeply or just love a good cozy watch, climb into the blanket fort and settle in.
Episodes
Monday Feb 10, 2025
Monday Feb 10, 2025
Bri Castellini, our first guest and the author of the Castellini Test we use in our episodes, joins us with her movie pick for us to discuss. Follow along as we discuss purity culture, doggy style, and how sometimes a flawed comedy can just be a good comedy despite it's flaws. You can find Bri at the following, be sure to check her out!
Instagram:
@BrisOwnWorld (personal/author account)
@CastelliniFilmSchool (consulting & filmmaking account)Bluesky: @brisownworld.bsky.socialWebsite: BriCastellini.comRomance novel newsletter: forcedproximity.substack.comHer book: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D1RWK2WS
Monday Feb 03, 2025
Monday Feb 03, 2025
Beth and Michelle try to find the lighter side of Dave, a movie that is cute with a hint of romance, but is fraught with unintended analogies to a current political atmosphere.
Monday Jan 27, 2025
Monday Jan 27, 2025
We can't stop talking about this movie! This is Part 2, where we find all manner entertainment in forgetting Rufus' character name, and praising facial expressions of a blind man and his long lost son. Join us because you've come too far to turn back and we know where the balsa is buried.
Monday Jan 20, 2025
Monday Jan 20, 2025
Beth and Michelle pontificate upon this modern re-imagining of Chaucer's "The Knight's Tale". A love story that bears lengthy discussion and two parts to encapsulate a deceptively nuanced narrative.
Monday Jan 13, 2025
Monday Jan 13, 2025
In this episode, Beth and Michelle each choose three songs that fit their lives thematically and share how these songs have deeply affected them. Through personal stories and emotional reflections, they explore the profound impact these songs had in their lives. Be sure to stay to the end as there is a wonderful indie folk rendition of "I Will Follow You Into the Dark" performed by Annie McD, her TikTok link is below. Links provided to the music in the order they are discussed:
"We Can Work it Out" - The Beatles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IbPn5j2YKk
"No Roots" - Alice Merton https://youtu.be/PUdyuKaGQd4?si=WEoh2qw9-SUsPCrt
"I Will Follow You Into the Dark" - Death Cab for Cutie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iV_1ESMHaI
"Mystery Girl" - Yeah Yeah Yeahs https://youtu.be/dunHh0VcXwY?si=sPthEkcTuETWXYUB
"I Don't Want To Be" - Gavin DeGraw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gFCW3PHBws
"When I Need You" - Leo Sayer https://youtu.be/obC0MFHWJ0A?si=an63Ye1-bOnaUyjm
In the Outro - Performing her Indie Folk version of "I Will Follow You Into the Dark", Annie McD. You can find her here - https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYEVre5j/
Monday Jan 06, 2025
Monday Jan 06, 2025
In this episode, we discuss a Brooklyn Heights romantic comedy featuring a stolid bookkeeper and an overwrought baker. Michelle reflects on familial memories that are evoked by the story, while Beth ponders hidden social cues, the significance of the ruby shoes and their deeper meaning.
Monday Dec 30, 2024
Monday Dec 30, 2024
To ring in the New Year, we wrestle with feminism, the lack agency and Donald Duck shenanigan's with this quirky RomCom from the olden days.
Tuesday Dec 24, 2024
Tuesday Dec 24, 2024
Join Beth and Michelle as we paint our Aldi brand Nutcracker figurines and watch The Hard Nut. A Mark Morris production of a holiday classic retelling of The Nutcracker, one of our holiday favorites. Presented to you in our holiday special watch-along unedited podcast. While the DVD released in 2007, it was of the 1991 performance. Please watch along with us free at: Part 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnj5DAjupZc & Part 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX1Hm5kzc6s
Monday Dec 23, 2024
Monday Dec 23, 2024
We lean into the holidays with a new movie for Beth and an old favorite for Michelle. This hopeful and uplifting movie will help you find what you didn't know you needed. The soundtrack alone is like a gift to the viewer. Beth tacks on the Castellani test at the end because of impulsivity and inattention to detail.
Monday Dec 16, 2024
Monday Dec 16, 2024
Michelle and Beth talk about Beth's favorite Sandra Bullock movie and sees the hope that lies beneath loneliness. In this romcom that is much deeper and poignant than one would expect.

How to reach us!
BlueSky: @cozyquiltcinema.bsky.social
Email: omwfpod@gmail.com
Instagram: CozyQuiltCinema









